my parents said to go to bed early

it is early

in the morning

(Source: daysofgay, via pizza)

itlooksgoodfromouterspace:

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

heartfulpenguin:

yashikoru:

heartfulpenguin:

heartfulpenguin:

i can hear my brother screaming at his DS

he’s playing cooking mama

thats some hardcore cooking

COOKING MAMA IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE OKAY

THAT SHIT IS FUCKING INTENSE

DON’T TELL ME YOU’VE NEVER YELLED AT COOKING MAMA

FUCK YOU

Is that your brother

(via saynotodrugsyestotacos)

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

(via miner-forty-niner)

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

(via australiansanta)

sewphia:

10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying

(Source: whiscash, via egberts)

atthebutterflyball:

I think most Australian young adults are personally offended by the Bananas in Pyjamas becoming animated.

(via australiansanta)

ryaninwonderland:

who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety 

(via saynotodrugsyestotacos)

snowwanderer:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia we offer them beer

(via saynotodrugsyestotacos)

kyurem:

going to sleep really late when you have to wake up early

(via pizza)

petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

(via pizza)